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The trial of penis pump judge Donald Thompson is waiting for a decision by the Oklahoma Court of Criminal Appeals on the constitutionality of the state property law under which Thompson has been charged for alleged misuse of a state computer. Thompson’s trial was scheduled to get underway last Monday but has been mired in legal delays and is now scheduled to proceed at 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. A jury has already been empaneled.

Former Creek County Judge Thompson has been charged with masturbating on the bench. [Source]

Maybe it’s just me, but if I were a court reporter and I saw a judge’s penis just once I’d report it immediately. I sure as hell would not wait until I saw his penis “12-15″ times over the course of 18 years. Like she saw his penis and didn’t think anything of it. “Ah, he’s just being Judge Thompson.” Speaking of which, 12-15 times sounds kind of vague. She must have seen his penis so many times she lost count.

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