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“Chopper, sic balls!”
By Doug on September 12th, 2006
I saw an anti-marijuana commercial where this guy is running through a junkyard being chased by a dog. And the voiceover was something like, “Yesterday my friends told me to smoke marijuana and I did. Today they told me to outrun this junkyard dog. My friends have gotten me to do a lot of stupid things.”
C’mon. Even if you don’t smoke weed you know there’s no real comparison between those two. Yes I understand both could be detrimental to your health. But a junkyard dog could definitely kill you. And fast. A hell of a lot faster than a joint.
It’d be a ridiculous idea to try to outrun a pitbull. There’s no way it can end good. I mean, his friends might as well have told him to get in a shootout with police or wander through a minefield. Or better yet, his friends should have had him start a fight with me.
That last line made me laugh. No enthusiasm.
I just hope kids don’t see that commercial and try to get high by outrunning dangerous animals.
Hahah, a likely scenario.
Hah. That’s the only way I get high. Trying to outrun junnkyard dogs. I’ve seen that commercial before. Did you ever see the one with the really short, flattened girl? She was “under so much pressure!” Those commercials are so lame. I love it. =)
HAHAHAHA! I had a good laugh at that!
“Yes I understand both could be detrimental to your health. But a junkyard dog could definitely kill you. And fast. A hell of a lot faster than a joint.”
That was hilarious!
I still wouldn’t do either, tho!
correction… i had a grood laugh at that! =P
Last time I got high I ran over a little kid on his bike in the fast food line at McDonald’s.
It’s funny how many big guys are afraid of my pit…and how many small children come up to her and pet her. Pits are one of the sweetest, friendliest dogs around (unless they have a pig for an owner) but, I guess it’s just as well if you think they are some big killing machine.
jillbryant, if a pitbull is chasing you through a junkyard there’s probably a good reason to be scared of it.
There was an old video they’d play in schools of two guys getting high, and then one turning around and eating the other one.
that’s not all that bad compared to that one. have you ever gotten high and even had the slightest idea of eating someone?
i mean, wtf mate. wtf.
Actually, yes I have.
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I don’t mean to be too in your face, but I’m not sure I agree with this. Anyhow, thanks for sharing and I think I’ll come to this blog more often.
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