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An oldie but a goodie from my old blog in case you never got the chance to read it.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Here’s a conversation I had with my brother, Steve, on AIM
yesterday. He’s a sanitarian for the Tulsa County Health Department. He’s basically a health inspector. Yes, just like Larry the Cable Guy.

Steve: man, I’ve got a great story to tell you.
Mom doesn’t want me to cuz you’ll put it on the blog,
but it’s a great story

Doug: oh

Steve: it’s true one too, but it’s too long and
amazing to type it out so I’ll have to tell you via
phone

Doug: ok

Doug: i’ll call you when i can

Steve: k

15 minutes later…

Steve: I’m going to give you the story

Doug: k

Steve: ok, this is totally true. One of the
epidemiologist (disease person) actually had to run
this case and she told us about it yesterday

Steve: There’s this lady in the panhandle who
tested postive for Hepatitis A, which is spread by the
fecal/oral route. Anyways, she’s pregnant and is
worried about her kid. She notices that she starts
getting these lesion/sores on her body and that’s when
she calls the epi

Steve: She tells the epi that she thinks she got
the Hep A from a pig which is hard to imagine cuz of
it’s mode of transmission and humans are the only ones
that get the disease. The epi asks why and apparently
this pregnant lady had actually been fucking this pig.
I shit you not. She was letting the pig hump her.
She’s pregnant, married to some dude and has like 6
other kids

Steve: to top things off, her vag was all torn
up by both the size of the pig’s dong and the fact
they have a screw shaped pecker, so giving birth was a
challenge since there was so much damage. The state
got involved and had to put the pig down and the kid
was ok, but his mom is a pig fucker

Doug: jesus

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