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It’s not like I was going to buy one anyways. Have you guys seen those Nissan commercials with that guy who’s living in a car for seven days? Not since the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercial has an ad filled me with such murderous rage.

Who is this ass clown doing commercials for Nissan? He’s just a big bag of douche. Having someone who looks and sounds just like Napoleon Dynamite is not going to sell cars.

Actually, I know what he looks like. He looks like your ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. You know, you just hate him no matter what. He’s probably a really good guy and all but you won’t give him a chance because you’re convinced he’s just an asshole. Like you want to throw a used condom at him or something.

This wouldn’t be that big a deal if these damn commercials didn’t air every five seconds. I think there’s a channel that only airs these commercials.

And there’s nothing special about living in a car for a week. Are we supposed to be impressed? There are a lot of people who do that, and usually it’s not by choice. They’re not happy-go-lucky “artists” like this douchebag, either. No, they’re people who are down on their luck and they definitely don’t need Shithead McGee over here making light of their unfortunate situation.

I wonder if I buy a Nissan, am I also going to look like a retard?

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