July 24 - vacations & stuff & things

By Doug on July 24th, 2007

As it does every summer, my apartment has been transformed into a Holiday Inn Express. Why anyone would want to spend their summer vacation in this shit hole is beyond me. Then again, I live here so who’s to say what is right, you know? I’ve had guests crashing here the past week and will continue to do so until next Mondayish. I’ve also been working on a new Grood video which probably won’t come out until sometime next week.

Some schtuff I found interesting or noteworthy:

  • Drew Carey to host ‘Price is Right’ I can’t say that I agree with the decision, but there’s really nobody I can think of who can really replace Bob Barker and it sure as hell beats Rosie O’Donnell Replacing Barker. Good Gawd, that would be a trainwreck waiting to happen.

  • Speaking of Gawd, here’s an amusing picture involving Jesus and the Ghostbusters. You probably already knew where it was headed before you clicked the link. It’s horrible but it makes me laugh.

  • If I hear “Hey There Delilah” by the Plain White T’s one more time I am going to kill someone. If you’ve heard it you know exactly what song I’m talking about. And if you haven’t, Gawd, how I envy you. This song just makes me want to punch someone or something, and I’m not a violent person.

    Also, take a look at the guy on the far left in the band photo and then take a look at these pictures of Andy Richter from Conan O’Brien and tell me it’s not the same person.

  • sealSpeaking of unwarranted violence, the video on the left shows the Giants’ mascot, Lou Seal (no really, that’s his name), spraying a few unsuspecting Dodgers fans with Silly String at Giants Stadium a few weeks back. And wouldn’t you know it, one of the Dodgers fans wrestled with and finally pushed Lou Seal (I shit you not, that’s his name) down. The two fans were later escorted out by security.

    Perhaps it was an overreaction, but what the hell are you supposed to do in that situation? You’re just sitting there minding your own business, watching and making fun of Barry Bonds (Barroids*, if you will), and out of nowhere a big orange freak sneaks up on you and hoses you down with chemicals. Are you just supposed to sit there and take it? It’s almost as if they were set up to get ejected from the game. In this day and age, I’m surprised they guys didn’t shoot Lou Seal (I’m not making it up, that’s his fucking name) in front of everyone. I mean, they’re Dodgers fans after all.

    *See? It’s because Barry Bonds may have done steroids.

  • 2 Responses to “July 24 - vacations & stuff & things”

    1. stepdad says:

      You know my uncle played a cop in Ghostbusters.

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