hEY mY xBOX 360, fUCK yOU!

By Doug on April 8th, 2009

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If you don’t know what that is, well then, you lucky bastard. That’s the dreaded red ring of death. It means your Xbox don’t feel like working no more, that’s what it means. The good news: Microsoft will fix it for free. The bad news: Turnaround time is at least a month, not to mention the call(s) I will have to make to their tech support to set it up and be treated like an idiot throughout the entire process.

Here are ten things that sound more pleasant than going through the process of getting a new Xbox 360 from Microsoft:

  1. Sharting at work
  2. A DUI
  3. Doing taxes
  4. A broken bone
  5. Getting fired
  6. Getting beaten up
  7. A bad a hair cut
  8. Losing your iPhone
  9. Mono
  10. Getting cheated on

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