So long, xbox.

By Doug on April 22nd, 2009

We had a good ride, you and I. Just remember, the good people at Microsoft are going to fix you up real nice. You’ll see.

They’re going to give you a fan that actually works and, hell, they might even replace your motherboard. And when you get out of the hospital, there will be a family waiting for you that might love you even more than I do.

They’re going to send me a refurbished one but just between you and me, it’ll be a purely physical relationship. When I’m playing NHL 09 or watching Hot Rod again, there will be a part of me thinking of you always.

Goodbye. Be well.

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One Response to “So long, xbox.”

  1. phrough says on May 9th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    I’ve been there man. It gets easier with time.