03/31/10

By Doug on March 31st, 2010

Two things dawned on me today while riding my bike to work: 1) I have no idea what the health care debate is about and 2) black men can pull off jean shorts.

Jean shorts. Those haven’t been cool on white people in over a decade and yet I know I can walk outside tomorrow and in ten minutes see at least three brothers1 wearing them. Meanwhile, what happens when a white man wears jean shorts, or jorts, if you will? It ain’t pretty. It says I bought these shorts in 1996 and essentially gave up on fashion right then and there. Or they say I’m a massive, massive tool. Tim Tebow, I’m looking at you.

Anyways, here’s some news stories I found interesting

Almost two dozen dead Chinese babies washed up on the shore of a river. “Holy fucking shit!” one writer for this blog exclaimed too loudly at work.

A pic of Jesse James looking very Nazi-ish has surfaced today. I feel bad for Sandra Bullock since she was in Speed II which is hands down the greatest action movie ever. But at the same time, she married a guy fucking covered in tattoos who works on motorcycles for a living. Can she really be that surprised by any of this?

  1. I feel I can refer to African American men as brothers because (A) I saw Boyz in the Hood in the theater and (B) I liked Outkast prior to Stankonia ↩

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