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11:43 AM - goddamnit, why did I pick today of all days to download Con Air?

11:41 AM - iPhone dying. Shit.

10:42 AM - Samir Nogga, Nogga, Not gonna serve on this jury.

10:35 AM - the way this room is set up, I keep imagining David Stern walking up to the podium and annoucing a draft pick.

9:47 AM - note to self: don’t ask any of the court staff where the nearest bar is when they dismiss us for lunch.

9:20 AM - need food. Yay group break.

8:56 AM - when the judge asks if there’s any reason why I can’t serve, should I tell him I’m high?

8:40 AM - Hey criminal justice system, fuck you! Asking a juror to report at 7:45 might not be in the best interests of the criminal justice system. Because, right now I don’t care who the defendant is or what they are accused of. I will take them down. All the way to Chinatown.

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