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impromptu AIM review: Hancock, keanu reeves

By Doug on July 8th, 2008

henderson213 (8:49:56 PM): saw hancock last weekend
Runboy82 (8:50:08 PM): you’re the olny person i know who saw it.
Runboy82 (8:50:30 PM): it got horrible reviews
henderson213 (8:50:47 PM): yeah it was pretty awful
henderson213 (8:53:10 PM): i read the other day that will smith had originally turned down the role of Neo in the matrix
henderson213 (8:53:34 PM): that would have been awesome.
henderson213 (8:53:44 PM): not for will smith cuz i can’t stand him. it would have been awesome because keanu wouldn’t have been in it.
henderson213 (8:54:07 PM): i mean the matrix is an awesome movie but keanu is just awful in it.
Runboy82 (8:54:12 PM): yeah
henderson213 (8:54:54 PM): likehe is in everything else
henderson213 (8:55:37 PM): anyone could have played neo better.
henderson213 (8:55:59 PM): nick hogan’s friend could have played neo better
Runboy82 (8:56:11 PM): god

An Opinion on Abortion, courtesy of AIM

By Doug on January 29th, 2007

henratty (9:1425:20 PM): just got in another fight with my girlfirend
Runboy82 (9:25:37 PM): what happened?
henratty (9:27:20 PM): we were talking about birth control and stuff
Runboy82 (9:31:37 PM): oh no what’d you say>?
henratty (9:31:59 PM): i didn’t say anything. i’m not an asshole
henratty (9:32:33 PM): she said she didnt believe in abortion and i’m fine with that. it’s whatever. it’s her body
Runboy82 (9:34:11 PM): yeah as a guy you’re not allowed to have an opinion on that.
Runboy82 (9:37:38 PM): so?
henratty (9:38:42 PM): well like half an hour later we were talking about having kids and i joked about how giving birth strecthed out a woman’s fern gully.
henratty (9:38:55 PM): yes, fern gully
Runboy82 (9:39:38 PM): ha i wasn’t going to ask what fern gully meant.
henratty (9:41:20 PM): she said she would definitely have a cesarean section to prevent her junk from getting torn up during delivery.
Runboy82 (9:41:38 PM): ok
henratty (9:42:02 PM): and i pointed out how having an abortion and having a C section was pretty much the same exact thing.
henratty (9:42:37 PM): it;s all really just a matter of timing. and i guess with a c section the doctors gotta be a little more careful about it.
Runboy82 (9:43:04 PM): wow. I had to read that twice to make sure you just typed that.
henratty (9:43:22 PM): and now she’s mad at me.

Impromptu review of Happy Feet, courtesy of AIM

By Doug on January 18th, 2007

mac3n81 (8:25:20 PM): finally got around to seeing Happy Feet
Runboy82 (8:25:37 PM): and?
mac3n81 (8:28:32 PM): you know how in march of penguins someof them died and it was sad and whatnot?
Runboy82 (8:29:32 PM): i never actually saw it but i can imagine
mac3n81 (8:30:01 PM): well with happy feet iw as actually sad that none of the penguins were dying
Runboy82 (8:30:16 PM): oh
mac3n81 (8:30:29 PM): and robin williams did two voices for the movie
mac3n81 (8:30:51 PM): cuz there just isn’t enough robin williams in teh world these days
mac3n81 (8:31:18 PM): i’m surprised they didn’t have owen wilson in there too
mac3n81 (8:31:26 PM): maybe ben stiller
mac3n81 (8:32:47 PM): like you ever see a movie where it’s so cheap and cliche that you feel like you’re being slapped in the face by the cast and crew?
Runboy82 (8:33:06 PM): yeah that’s how i was about oceans 12
mac3n81 (8:33:25 PM): it’s like i got slapped in the face and when i was wincing in pain they took $14 out of my wallet.
Runboy82 (8:31:41 PM): is owen the one with the nose?
mac3n81 (8:31:39 PM): yeah