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Really? This is the best you assholes could do? That movie came out like 6 months ago.

Pictured below: me with the Joker, me with the Joker, me with the Joker, me with the Joker, me with the Joker, me with the Joker, me with the Joker, & me with the Joker.

not pictured below: originality, dignity, pride, innovation, imagination, effort, giving a fuck.

Some how, some way, someone thought this was a good idea. Photo taken just outside my apartment.

If you’re lucky, sometimes the douchebags come to you. The photo of this fancy lad was taken from the comfort of my own living room.

Cut to the chase: WHAT THE FUCK?!? I can’t even begin to describe what is wrong with this guy. From the purple deep V-Neck shirt to the tight rolled up jeans to the apparent tumor this guy has growing in his midsection. All I know is I still feel a strange primitive urge to beat this guy up, and I’m not a violent person.

Who does this guy think he is? And more importantly, what is wrong with LA that people think they can go out in public looking like this? I fear for humanity knowing that this guy looked in the mirror when he was getting dressed and decided he was ready to go out.

So, you see the pic above and you’re thinking, What’s the big deal? It’s just some dude wearing a black jacket and pin strip pants. He likes to party and I probably wouldn’t trust him with my kids, but there’s plenty of people out there like that. Who are you, Doug, to be posting pictures of an innocent man on the internet? He doesn’t deserve that. That’s just mean.

And then you see the back of him:

I don’t know what’s worse: The fact that someone thought it’d be a good idea to put that on the back of a jacket or the fact that someone thought it’d be a good idea to wear the jacket out in public.

OMFG. OMFG, indeed.