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Here’s a collection of all the parking citations, traffic violations and impound notifications I have compiled over the last two and a half years. The grand total dollar amount of all those plus my red light ticket* comes out to be $1225.15. I could have bought, like, a lot of shit with that.

*Notice how the city of Los Angeles thinks I’m 5′ 1″. Also notice how the picture looks nothing like me.