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Two words that do not belong together:

1. Toyota

2. Rims

What the cab company’s operator said to me and what she actually meant when asked if their cabs accept credit cards.:

Yes.

No.

I was watching Scarface a few nights ago and couldn’t help but notice that HBO has it categorized as Mystery/Crime. I guess this is because the two tend to go hand in hand so it’s easier to just lump them together. That being said and just to be safe, here is my list of ten possible mysteries that may be proposed in Scarface.

1. Wait, did he just cut that guy in half?

2. What are they snorting all the time?
3. Does Michelle Pfeiffer even weigh 100 pounds?
4. What language is that?
5. Why do rappers love this movie so much?
6. Can Tony do anymore blow?
7. Can Tony say fuck any more times?
8. Whatever happened to Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio?
9. And while we’re asking, what about Steven Bauer?
10. Why does Tony, a huge drug kingpin, only have like three bodyguards?