By Doug on May 4th, 2009
If you thought the combination of bud light and tomato juice and clam broth would be disgusting, you’d be right.

By Doug on April 21st, 2009
“Where did you get that shirt?”
“I bought it at that store. You know, that store with the giant urinal right in the middle of it.”

By Doug on April 20th, 2009
First off, people, stop sending me stupid marijuana-related text messages. I’m familiar with the way the Gregorian calendar works. I got it.
But on a 4/20 related note, here’s a pic I took last week of the one, the only, big Snoop Dogg as we waited at an intersection together in Hollywood. He’s a tall mofo. As we waited, I had that internal debate over whether or not to say something to him. I chose not since, well, what does a white guy say to Snoop Dogg on a Friday at 8:55 AM?

By Doug on April 6th, 2009
This is what happens when you buy a black swimsuit and swim at the pool at 24-hour fitness in Hollywood for three months straight:

For the purposes of comparison, this is generally what the color black looks like:

By Doug on April 1st, 2009
Ever seen a limo with leopard paint? Well, now you have. I wonder how much coke went into this decision.
