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The latest celebrity sex tape to surface has been that of Vern “Mini Me” Troyer with his wannabe model girlfriend of his. The model says she is disgusted that the tape has been leaked and she claims the tape was stolen.

It seems every time a sex tape surfaces, the person or persons in the tape always say the tape was stolen. I want to know just how a sex tape gets stolen. What kind of security do these people have? It’s like they all have the sleeping guard from that Seinfeld episode. At least put the tape in a damn safe. It’s like they all just leave the tape laying (or is it lying?) on their kitchen counter for anyone to take. Unless you’re R Kelly and you’re walking around with a fucking duffel bag full of your sex tapes, there’s no reason for it to get stolen.