So the other day when I posted about the infamous online sensation, 2girls1cup, I asked the question, “Who comes up with this shit?” According to the Smoking Gun, the man behind the video is Marco Fiorito, a Brazilian man who describes himself as a “compulsive fetishist” and “an artist in the art of movie making.”
An artist in the art of movie making? Spielberg, Kubrick, Fiorito.
Take a seat, goatse. Hit the showers, tubgirl. The Internet has officially stumped to a new low. And that new low is 2girls1cup.com (extremely NSFW). I thought I had seen it all. Now, I just wish I was blind. I ask this question quite literally: who comes up with this shit?
Coming in at just 58 seconds long, this video is the Internet equivalent of a train wreck. It might be the most disgusting, vile thing you will ever see but at the same time you simply have to keep watching it. It’s just that bad. If you think you’re man enough, go ahead and click the link above and consider yourself initiated. But please, don’t say I didn’t warn you. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there are some things in life you cannot unsee.
Before you click on the link, here’s a collection of videos of people reacting to watching 2girls1cup, which are all quite hilarious. I wish a camera had been on me for my first time. I did, however, manage to get a camera on my friend, Carlos, and my girlfriend just as the video started playing for their first time:
What’s more even troublesome is just like tubgirl and goatse, something even worse than 2girls1cup is going to come along. God help us all.