By Doug on April 22nd, 2009
We had a good ride, you and I. Just remember, the good people at Microsoft are going to fix you up real nice. You’ll see.
They’re going to give you a fan that actually works and, hell, they might even replace your motherboard. And when you get out of the hospital, there will be a family waiting for you that might love you even more than I do.
They’re going to send me a refurbished one but just between you and me, it’ll be a purely physical relationship. When I’m playing NHL 09 or watching Hot Rod again, there will be a part of me thinking of you always.
Goodbye. Be well.
By Doug on April 13th, 2009
I filled up on March 10th and this is what I have left. Suck it, bitches!
By Doug on March 29th, 2009
I just got the wordpress iphone app and am testing this bird out. And with that, I give you bees.
Behold their majesty.
By Doug on January 20th, 2009
After three days of being disabled, this shitty site is back on the internets. The best part about it is the only explanation our host could give me for disabling the site is, “We don’t really know.” Turns out there was some error somewhere along the way and their IT guys flagged us for abuse and they immediately disabled the site without so much as a notice or an explantation other than the previously mentioned, “We don’t really know.” Awesome.
By Doug on September 24th, 2008
I almost fell down laughing when I saw this magazine in Rite Aid last night. I don’t know exactly how a woman can make her junk beautiful but then again, I’m not a pro.
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