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Absolutely.

Just for the record, I saw him wheel that thing down the middle of the lane for about thirty seconds. Cars were going around him.

Well, it turns out Ice T and I have at least two things in common: Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em is an awful, awful rapper and big white asses are A-OK.

I was listening to the radio today, which is odd because the radio in LA sucks more than your sister did when she showed up at my cousin’s bachelor party two years ago, and this song came on. And Oh My Fucking God is it awful. It’s so bad that I think black people should consider it to be racist. Cuz it definitely doesn’t make black people look good. Music for that matter, too.

Just awful.

What is wrong with the British? Just what is wrong? I found this article last week and I’m still trying to figure out just what the hell “I was cough my head” means. I even considered the notion that it was a typo but a week later and the headline remains.

Seriously, am I missing something? I’ve been reading and writing English for a little under 25 years and I even studied writing in college so I’m pretty confident in my ability to decipher text in an orderly and efficient manner, but what the fuck?

If you thought the combination of bud light and tomato juice and clam broth would be disgusting, you’d be right.

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!